OK, so is it only me or do I have the nastiest grosses dirty P.I.G. mare on EARTH?
She is never clean, not in one spot, she always smells, she is ga- ross 99 percent of the time.
OK so now she is in heat. Double ga-ross.
So on Sunday she will get a super scrub spa day forelock to tail.
I am usually way more OCD about keeping her clean, but the sub zero temps and snow and wind have kept me from that. I literally can't take it one more weekend like that. I am supposed to be having lessons and I am so embarrassed to have anyone ride her or see me ride her in that condition.
So, the heat thing.. Our barn has a total horn dog of a young stallion. Horn dog with a capitol HD .
He tries so hard to be a good boy, but those mares are irresistible ya know. So my mare who is not normally mare-ish, or squirty, has now become a **** cough*** whore ***cough****.
So I had to work her double night before last just get her wandering eye back on to the task at hand. Last night was better, but she is definitely not interested in "learnin" so she gets to learn by running :) HA !
With that said, I wont see her until Sunday Spa day, so hopefully the worst of it will be over so when I scrub her bee-hind/nether region she doesn't nicker and whinny and roll her eyes back and ask for a ciggy and a martini after....
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