This year is no exception.
This year the gift in the Kitty stocking was none other than
NINJA MOUSE.
As he hopped down from the arm of the couch he lands on his unsuspecting prey.
Ninja Mouse must remain calm... focused...........
Whoa... Now not that it isn't the truth because I have and I will continue to buy her things, often.
This is the same Hula Hoop Shawn and I bought for her back in June for her.
Is she not the cutest bug ever????
Last night was drill practice.
Terra decided she wanted to take Sis for a spin after we were done.
This is her going left and really really tired, this is not her SUPER SONIC fast direction. So this only gives you an idea of how fast she can be. This was really only a gallop, not her turn and burn.
No wonder I didn't have the " man parts" to turn the after burners on for a few years.
Now? Bring it! It rocks...
So here is video proof we actually trotted around the Devil Equine gnashing herd of sweet mellow super cute moo cows. ENJOY!
STAR:OK, now this looks fun , but I must say the only time I am going to come to a sliding stop on my backside in my lifetime is to the gate for my dinner. I might pull out a tail hair.
ME: The only time you go anywhere fast it's for your dinner.
Next.
STAR: Jumping? Look at that pansy with his feet all tucked up under him like he's jumping over gators. You really want to put your butt in the air for the world to see? You complain about breeches all the time.
ME: This is not about me, it's about you getting a job.
STAR: ( eye roll ) whatever.... When's lunch?
STAR: JEEZUS is that HAIR on the breast collar and brow band?
ME: Focus Star we are running out of options.
STAR: Yeah.... no... that screams rodeo, and what do they have at rodeos? COWS....
ME: So I guess this is out of the question?
STAR: O.M.G.. You are hilarious. How about you pretend to be the cow?
ME: Well here is another option. Dressage. You have to perform a test of your skills .It's lots of cantering in circles and no jog trot. Very fancy and everyone's doing it.
STAR: Translation ... Mom wants to go to fancy places with her fancy friends with their fancy ponies and drink margaritas and I do all the work.
ME: No Star, you need to find something you are good at at let's do that.
STAR: I'm good at pretending to be a stork, I'm good at finishing my dinner, I'm good at being the boss mare in the pasture. What else do you need?
ME: We need to work towards a goal and show something for the board bill I pay every month, your shoes, your vitamins and your fancy digs you get to live at.
STAR: Ouch, I think my foot hurts, Ouch, oh no I'm lame, oh my belly hurts, I thinks it's colic. I better go lie down. Can we talk about this later? Like after lunch?
So we still have no goals for this year and Star is still a gorgeous pasture princess.
We'll have to wait and see what 2010 brings !