Tuesday, March 30, 2010

House Invasion part 2, the night prowler

We have two cats, Seamus the King of Everything and the BEST mouser I have ever seen.

Then we have Tristan, the best ................. uh....................
Mediocre Mouser and most excellent cuddler whether you like it or not.

I DON'T HAVE A KITTY RESEMBLING THIS. UNTIL ...........
last night about midnight I woke up to one on MY BED purring like a Volkswagen.
I had to leave the patio door open a tad so the other two could come and go, since they are no longer allowed in the garage.
So, after I kicked it off my bed HARD AND SWIFT LIKE, I went into the kitchen and realized it was a kitten, not a full grown cat. Still purring and looking oh so cute I said,
LISTEN BUDDY HERE'S THE DEAL.... I don't need or want another cat, but I'm tired and am going back to bed, there's the door ....

I AM NOT A CAT LADY! AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT.....

7 comments:

Cactus Jack Splash said...

Maybe your cats called in some backup to help with the mice

Jocelyn said...

I completely freaked out for a second when I saw that cat, then I felt really bad after I realized it was a cold hungry kitten.

Ballzy little devil however!

kaylee said...

you do not get to say if you are a cat
lady .... The cats do. They have spoken
so there.
Happy happy cat lady.

Desert Rose said...

Well I think you are lucky...it could have been a racoon!!! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Hee Hee!

Heather said...

Ahhhh, the curse of the cat I put on you is working!!!! LOL

Stephanie said...

Everyone has amusing things to say - sigh - its too late and I don't but your post was very cute and I don't think you are a Cat Lady.............yet.........

Livingstone said...

I love this post JP! Made me laugh and smile :) BTW, speaking from experience: it's ok to be the cat lady!!!