Friday, February 5, 2010

You are not Dad.. But you'll do

This is " the Perp" aka Tristan.
You see his BFF Daddy is not home.
This causes Tristan's routine to be well..... off kilter. As you can see he isn't happy about it.
Shawn gets up at 5am, turns on sink and opens up kitchen door as Tristan wont jump over dog gate. I am not getting up at 5 am for the cat.. Sorry Puss, you're gonna stay thirsty until 7:30, or drink out of the toilet your choice.

This is how close to your face he likes to be. See my nose and glasses? Yes, he's that close.He will sleep there if you don't move him.
This is what him and Shawn do every night, it's their bonding time.
See the brown sheet over the comforter? Yeah, cat hair on my pretty new comforter would be BAD for kitty.

So now I'm stuck with manically needy kitty until Daddy gets home.
This cat is birth control I tell ya. C*** Blocker Big Time.:)
Just like having little kids! Except I can BOOT this kid outside :)


Fantastyk Voyager said...

Lol, he has catitude for sure!!

20 meter circle of life said...

poor kitty. he loves his daddy

Mrs Mom said...

LMAO..... Dude that is ALMOST the ultimate C-Block... the ULTIMATE would be Tristan seeing Daddy nekkid prior to getting in the shower and deciding that he needs to claw Daddy's dangly bits to see what they are......

Hope you are feeling better!!

Linda said...

OMG! That is too funny! He's awfully handsome though. We had a Tortie who would sit in the sink and holler till you came to turn it on for her. She was our "Special" girl:)

Greener Pastures--A City Girl Goes Country said...

He is too cute!

I want to hear the story of the horse that you sold and then poof you got back again! E-mail me!

Jocelyn said...

VAL: Oh and he is a big talker, when he meows it sound like he is saying HI

JP2: Yeah Poor Kitty my ass

MRs Mom: The only thing that could be more of a C*** Block is a sickly three year old. They are the WORST.

Linda: Tris talks non stop, he is Maine Coon and Bengal, so he chirps.
and drools

Gp: You've got mail.

Judi said...

He is adorable. I'm sorry, I would be just like his daddy and indulge him completely.

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

*snort* You crack me up, JP!