Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Never again...

Never again will I eat at the Store Deli by my work.
I literally had to sit completely still last night, if I moved an inch I would almost lose my stomach contents. I had to sit in Shawn's recliner just to get comfy.

This morning I'm feeling better, but........ Today I start taking the bus to work.
I get a free pass, but only ride on nice weather days:) Tri-Met snob if you will.

A ride that is usually wrought with sudden stops, hard and fast take offs and little or no suspension, is not going to be my tummy's friend.

oh no...

I get on the bus, hadn't taken 2 steps and the bus driver PEELS OUT, I fall and fall hard face first into my seat. I rammed my forearm into the knob that hold the wheelchairs. OUCH!
I know being a bus driver sucks, but you don't have to pretend to be a race car driver either.

When I step OFF the bus at my destination, I barely get missed by an elderly gentleman on a bicycle going mach 3 down the sidewalk. That's what the bike lane is for old man!

HE had the NERVE to ring his bell AT ME!
I almost rolled him right then.. Next time Grandpa , next time!

So I walk the half block to my office and realize in my hard and fast fall I may have broken my iPod. I'm going to need a 6 pack tonight with the BBFF while we watch Grace being ridden.

It's only Tuesday!

7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

So many near death experiences!!

Fantastyk Voyager said...

Hopefully, it can only get better now. Jeez, what a day you've had so far!

Mrs. Mom said...

Holy Crap. I say next time hurl all over the freaking bus driver ;)(And pull a Monkey trick on Grampa- "If you have any poo, fling it now.")

Jocelyn said...

I know huh!

I rammed my arm so hard it stung. Thats gonna leave a mark!

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

Tuesday? Is that all it is? Are you sure???

Gah!
It's not even hump day yet?

lol!

~Lisa

Jocelyn said...

I wish it was hump day, maybe my mood would be better!

LOL

j said...

The wheels on the bus go round and round...round and round... round and round.. The wheels on the bus goe round and round... all through the town.

Yeah, I hate that song too :)

OK, I have to share - my word verification is burpitis. If it said fartitis I might think it was trying to tell me something.