Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Never again...

Never again will I eat at the Store Deli by my work.
I literally had to sit completely still last night, if I moved an inch I would almost lose my stomach contents. I had to sit in Shawn's recliner just to get comfy.

This morning I'm feeling better, but........ Today I start taking the bus to work.
I get a free pass, but only ride on nice weather days:) Tri-Met snob if you will.

A ride that is usually wrought with sudden stops, hard and fast take offs and little or no suspension, is not going to be my tummy's friend.

oh no...

I get on the bus, hadn't taken 2 steps and the bus driver PEELS OUT, I fall and fall hard face first into my seat. I rammed my forearm into the knob that hold the wheelchairs. OUCH!
I know being a bus driver sucks, but you don't have to pretend to be a race car driver either.

When I step OFF the bus at my destination, I barely get missed by an elderly gentleman on a bicycle going mach 3 down the sidewalk. That's what the bike lane is for old man!

HE had the NERVE to ring his bell AT ME!
I almost rolled him right then.. Next time Grandpa , next time!

So I walk the half block to my office and realize in my hard and fast fall I may have broken my iPod. I'm going to need a 6 pack tonight with the BBFF while we watch Grace being ridden.

It's only Tuesday!

7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

So many near death experiences!!

Fantastyk Voyager said...

Hopefully, it can only get better now. Jeez, what a day you've had so far!

Mrs Mom said...

Holy Crap. I say next time hurl all over the freaking bus driver ;)(And pull a Monkey trick on Grampa- "If you have any poo, fling it now.")

Jocelyn said...

I know huh!

I rammed my arm so hard it stung. Thats gonna leave a mark!

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

Tuesday? Is that all it is? Are you sure???

Gah!
It's not even hump day yet?

lol!

~Lisa

Jocelyn said...

I wish it was hump day, maybe my mood would be better!

LOL

jennifer said...

The wheels on the bus go round and round...round and round... round and round.. The wheels on the bus goe round and round... all through the town.

Yeah, I hate that song too :)

OK, I have to share - my word verification is burpitis. If it said fartitis I might think it was trying to tell me something.