So there I was in my stall eating my 2nd breakfast, minding my own...
When the barn goes all abuzz with gossip and crazy talk. Thai, my neighhhh bur says to me:
Thai: Star I hear you are going on a long trailer ride and an even longer trail ride with your Momma.
Star: Psssh, that's silly shut up Thai, I only go to shows and get done in time for 2nd lunchies.
Thai: Well according to Grace and her Mamma, it's totally true , you are now an "endurance horse".
Star: Do I looks like an Ay-rhab to you? Only those sillybrained, pointy faced Ay-rhabs do endurance. I am a Paint, Paints do shows n stuff. Besides My Momma would have told me.
Thai: Why do you fink she bought the new trailer?
It was then I knew, my Momma has been keeping a secret. The long trail rides, the new saddle, the whispers of special shoes and now the trailer. It was all making sense now.
I am totally calling Grandpa, he will put a stop to this crazy talk.
He says I am Stall Diva, Stall Divas don't walk for 30 miles and carry her FatA.. large boned Momma. OMG OMG OMG... I feel colicky, gassy, **urp*** yes, it's definitely colic, and maybe some lameness, yes my foot hurts now too.
I am going to go lie down.