Some midnight Wal Mart shopping

When I landed in Vegas it was after 11, so we headed straight to bar for quick bite and some or five beers. She needed to do some shopping and I needed some essentials ( sunless tanning spray, diet pepsi, highlighter kit etc.) We ended up at Wal-Mart, it was around 12:30 am. This should have been a sign of how late my evenings were going to be.
So we decided to model some amazing outfits.
First off was this little number in the " working girl" section. It is actually separates so you can wear it alone or with something else just as hideous.
The pattern alone made it a must have with a pair of spectators !

This is a beach cover up made out of towel/terry cloth. With Horizontal STRIPES ! It's what all the WTBFF's are wearing this year. I am getting JP2 one before our trip in July to that schamncy resort. She'll have the boys lining up.

Ok, so what the eff is this? There was an entire 4 way devoted to this bird t-shirt. Carol said that Vegas has a major pigeon problem. This is the t-shirt to prove it I guess. Nothing says look at my sexy chest than a scavenger disgusting pigeon on your boobage. It looks like it's flying right into a window !

Now here is a hot little number. This next trunk show item was in the Dressy Casual section. It's not either of those things, but it was either this or a Royal Blue empire waist bubble skirt number.

Now the colors could actually be confused with a tragic Smurf accident. I think our Model Carol could pull it off with some flip flops and a ciggy.

Now for the finale. This is actually a swimsuit !. It could pass as a BBQ tablecloth ! Nothing screams "baby got back" this this little sexy purple faux-batik spandex.
It also came in Lime Green, and Orange. Don't rush to get one, from what I saw there were plenty to choose from.

Thanks for coming along to our Wal Mart shopping trip !

You never knkow what the two of us are going to come up with next !!